You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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