Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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