super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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