I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
