I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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