he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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