Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You're like the curious george of whores
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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