I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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