Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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