can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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