he wants to bone in the snuggie
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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