Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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