I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
There r osticjed everywhere
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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