you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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