he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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