I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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