Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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