I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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