this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
What a dumb baby whore.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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