Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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