all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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