Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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