Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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