No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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