Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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