Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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