We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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