Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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