Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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