It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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