He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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