Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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