used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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