I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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