U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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