Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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