i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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