Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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