Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
