Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
