is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so let's talk penis.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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