I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just want to make out with him forever
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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