Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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