ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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