Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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