So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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