Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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