And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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