am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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