the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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