ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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