Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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