She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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