He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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